chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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