I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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