I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
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Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
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He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
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