So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
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Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.