Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!

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(260): View more from Indiana

i just snorted my name. best moment ever

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck

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(816): View more from Missouri

He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.

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(386): View more from Florida

I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured

(617): View more from Massachusetts

I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed

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(704): View more from North Carolina

It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.

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I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.

(732): View more from New Jersey

I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.

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