I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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