Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
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I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
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Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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