I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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