Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
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You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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