god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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