Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
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Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
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