I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
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Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
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Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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