can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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