They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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