Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
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you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
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I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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