Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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