we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
