The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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