Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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