I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
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Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
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Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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