Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
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Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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