kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
wow bdsm is so cute
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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