Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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