It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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