No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
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Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
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I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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