That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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