So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
So much Jack, so little girl.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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