So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
my poor anus
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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