Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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