just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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