Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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