You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
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I think my nap took me to another dimension
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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