just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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