Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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