I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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