But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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