What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
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woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
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You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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