can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
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is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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