The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
