So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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