therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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