I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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