I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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