plz talk dirty to me
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
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Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
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I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
You brought string cheese to the strip club
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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