im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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