I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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