I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Randomize
