i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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