dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
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He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
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