is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
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Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
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I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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