well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
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No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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