I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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