Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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