i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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