Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I have already put on my inside pants.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Randomize
