Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
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Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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